We open this episode of The Bad Television Show with a musical homage to Downton Abbey’s recent use of a bad, bad device: coughing blood (Season 6, Episode 5 to be exact). When “Chuck” Grantham’s ulcer bursts, he showers everyone at dinner with a sanguine spray (Cheers, Robert Crawley). It’s awesome. But moving on, the real focus of this installment is a deliciously bad show on CBS: Fit It or Live With It, hosted by former underwear model Antonio Sabato Jr. We compare and contrast it with our favorite home renovation shows, including Property Bothers and This Old House Is Out of Your Price Range. Andrew debuts his lyrical genius and Eva debuts a shitty cough. You can’t miss it. Also, if you have something to say about a bad television show, get in touch! We’re looking for you!

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