BTS-008 Strong

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This episode may have been a mistake. But we’ll let you be the judge of that. After recording the American Ninja Warrior episode we decided to stay up and record this episode on Strong. Eva is so tired (and/or drunk?) that she gets real punchy by the end (“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkk thiiiiiiiiiiiisss!”) and even confuses Safeway with Subway. But any way, we hate on this show pretty bad (“Why you gotta do me like that, Silvester Stallom??”) We’re pretty clear on what’s not working: the editing, the premise, the details, the concept, the execution, the stars…Glad we could be of service, community!

BTS-007 American Ninja Warrior

American Ninja Pit Stains

So you love American Ninja Warrior? So do we. But we also kind of admit it has some bad moments (primarily backstory). In this episode we ogle swinging bods, get catty (listen for the bleep), and make lots of fun reaction sounds (“OOOooo, Ughhhh!”) during the running of the obstacles. And we make a shit-ton of observations. Come for the American Ninja Warrior and stay for the repartee.

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The Voice contestant reacts in the best way possible, by giving the entire world a big hug.What is there to say that hasn’t already been said about NBC’s golden goose, The Voice? In this Episode of The Bad Television Show, we mock The Voice for its over-the-top appeals to sentimentality through contestants’ adversity stories, but also celebrate the effectiveness of its kindness campaign. We speculate a little on how the hell voting works, and make a case for who should (but mostly who shouldn’t) win The Voice. Of course, this episode wouldn’t be complete without at least a few minutes of celebrity gossip, but we rather missed the boat by not paying attention to the tabloids sooner and have nothing to say about Gwen and Blake’s burgeoning romance. What you will find, however, is a solid six seconds of Andrew make fun of Eva for sounding like Barack Obama. But wait, there’s more! Just click play.